I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was