In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time