TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me