I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder