When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated