By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands