I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice