The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
