Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me