Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
