I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask