Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when