Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
