I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know