I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored