Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–