Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line