When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious