80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
