Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…