Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…