They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
A being becomes human when you add meaning
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
