Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

God is the world’s only super-bower

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…