My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton