For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

We’ve gone from Man’s Search for Meaning To Cyborgs’ search for attention Man’s search for meaning is self-s…

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it