I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories