You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
