In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
