On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time