An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
