My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

I changed My mind By following My heart

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course