I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

If you Buy it You might Like it

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

I risked loss And lost; I win

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

My ego is too big

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go