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I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I don’t get mad I get odd

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back