Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

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