One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…