I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal
