You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it