Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse