A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
