I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
