Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner