Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Life is trying So Die trying

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…