We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one