What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light