Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
