I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
