According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture