When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
