Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

I risked loss And lost; I win

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

More than anything else They want to kill Jews Because More than anything else They need to be right