Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law