I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
