Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!