Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number