In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so