Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
