They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all