How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go