Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions