I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in