We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Let there be light blight and hindsight

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists