It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…