In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life