When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for