Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
My ego is too big
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
